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[tockthewatchdog]

cake with fondant literally isn’t even food it’s like a play dough sculpture with cake trapped inside its vile

[dippyface]

thank you for your bravery in speaking the truth about this

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500-Year-Old Body of Man Wearing Thigh-High Boots Found in London Sewer Construction

[archaeologicalnews]

During the construction of London’s massive “super sewer,” archaeologists discovered something unusual in the mud: a 500-year-old skeleton of a man still wearing his thigh-high leather boots.

The Museum of London Archaeology (MOLA) announced this week that the skeleton was unearthed on the shores of the Thames, near a bend in the river downstream from the Tower of London.

“By studying the boots, we’ve been able to gain a fascinating glimpse into the daily life of a man who lived as many as 500 years ago,” said Beth Richardson, a finds specialist who analyzes artifacts at MOLA Headland, a consortium of archaeologists. “They have helped us to better understand how he may have made his living in hazardous and difficult conditions, but also how he may have died. It has been a privilege to be able to study something so rare and so personal.” Read more.

[katy-perrythe-platypus]

Archaeologists:

Originally posted by bob-belcher

500-year old skeleton:

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[treeloverfan]

Was this the intention

[ideupstairs]

very tired cat writing a term paper

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[aergiaaa]

@muslimfinn

[thistherapylife]

After this week, this gives me faith

[quecksilvereyes]

he’s mirroring! cats do that to be social that’s also why they will lie on laptops or books. they want to do what their humans are doing because they enjoy being in the same room and socializing that way. getting him his own prayer mat was a really good idea bc now he gets to mirror without being in the way!

[magenpies]

The other thing is that cats have a very good sense of time and tend to like regular schedules. If OP’s family members pray every day at the same times, in the same place, the cat knows the drill and probably considers this an official Household Activity which requires Feline Supervision.

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[catsbeaversandducks]

Beaver caught ‘shopping’ for Christmas decorations, causes property damage to Md. store

A beaver left his or her dam in Charlotte Hall Monday on a quest to find Christmas decorations at a local dollar store, the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office reports. 
Witnesses say they saw the beaver attempting to select the perfect Christmas tree and checking out other discounted holiday decor.
Corporal Yingling was called in after the beaver reportedly caused some property damage to the store. 
Officials say the beaver attempted to flee the area when Yingling arrived but he or she was safely “apprehended” by Animal Control.
The beaver was eventually released to a wildlife rehabilitation.

Via St. Mary’s Sheriff

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[catsbeaversandducks]

Me in November vs Me in December

Photos/caption by Benoo_Brown

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[catsbeaversandducks]

How to Make Pusheen Holiday Cookies

Too cute to eat! Recipe HERE

Via Food.com

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[bevvie-marsh]

Finn Wolfhard dragging James Charles on twitter

[themysteryoftheunknownuniverse]

IT was amazing

James Charles is just mad that he didn’t get cast as Pennywise 

[ishinomori]

extra extra read all about it james charles owned by a child so fucking hard he has to counter it with the literal apocalypse 

[myotpisgay]

I love that the IT kids are dragging him 

[reddieloversclub]

WYATT DAAAAAAAAAAAMN

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[broternia]

i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like 

if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul 

[mr-elementle]

A Human soul is worth $660,326.82 according to “The devil went down to Georgia” where the Devil offers a fiddle of gold as an equal bet against a soul.

assuming a fiddle weighs about 450 grams and is primarily made out of spruce and maple. The density of spruce is 0.43 g/cm3, and the density of maple is 0.6 g/cm3. As an estimation, we’ll just average these and suppose that the average density of the material of a violin is 0.515g/cm3. so If the Fiddle weighs 450 g and has a density of 0.515 g/cm3, that means that the volume of the wood of the Fiddle is 873.8 cm3. Our hypothetical golden prize had gold in lieu of wood. So 873.8 cm3 of gold weighs 16.9 kg — almost forty pounds! — or 543.3 troy ounces. 

Since the selling price of gold today is $1215.40 per ounce that gives us our value, but as for cupcakes it’s a little harder, most cupcakes sell for $2.50 to $4.00 at a bake shop, so let’s average that to $3.25, some simple division and we get our answer

Pedro can buy 203,177 cupcakes and have $1.56 left over.

[mr-elementle]

when the fuck did i do this? i have no memory of this

[moonlandingwasfaked]

it wasn’t you it was the devil

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[taco-bell-rey]

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.

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[partyofclowns]

*people are strange by the doors starts playing*

me: 

[sarcasm-factory]

why people in this place are so accurate about feelings that don’t even make sense

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[teenagerposts]

When someone just repeated themselves for the third time and you still have no idea what they said

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[liberalsarecool]

Help spread the word: Obamacare deadline for health care coverage in 2019 is December 15. Pass it on.

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[c-bassmeow]

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[futureloot]