are u ready for this
Waddup Danisaur ©
Known as (Dani Marie McNair)
I am a cat from mars. ♒. I have a identical twin sister. Raccoon's are the shit. And lemonade.
Hey, I'm Dani and I model. I'm an inspired entrepreneur/make up artist/author/forensic behavriol analyst/pin-up/cosplayer and artist. I make videos, photograph with my twin, write, paint, create, sew, and play video games. I'm a kind hearted, sassy girl, that is over dramatic, strangley sad addicted to her own tumblr, and has a wicked taste of music.
If you'd like to contact me, email me at, firstname.lastname@example.org
Also check me out on these links below..
so my mom borrowed my laptop
and when she gave it back, this was her search history
is it bad im screaming or
(Source: tbhlou, via armadillo)
- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
You could’ve reblogged that from me
"Get excited about the little things. About wearing a new outfit for the first time. About Sunday brunches with your best friends. About the new cute guy in your class. About finding an extra dollar in your pocket. About anything that even remotely makes you happy because as you grow up, passions fade and enthusiasm gets mistaken for foolishness. So don’t let the grey world stop you from shining."
note to self (via themilkywhiteway
(Source: c0ntemplations, via g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s)
me n my plant gf
- me: bby ur hand is so thin
- her: that me leaf
when you accidentally type tis instead of its